Cool Guy 4 Lyrics

-{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker- Girl #5: Hey, honey. Sean: S'up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want ...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a boy There was no limit on what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never ...Read Full Lyrics

[Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me And I al...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town? They didn't see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin this way! Damn! Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, no trees,...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a chance So afraid I wouldn't get on that dance floor Unless I was reall...Read Full Lyrics

Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me! Police: What? Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy: He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl. Davey: ...Read Full Lyrics

He said he'd be here at seven The clock just hit 7: 22 It's too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins) He said he'd be here at seven But it just...Read Full Lyrics

Jabawokee ding dong Slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack Pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang Skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong Hop hip kagagoo...Read Full Lyrics

[J. N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!" [Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] [J. N.:] "Can opener!" [Big splash] [Jimmy:] "Man, ...Read Full Lyrics

Talking quietly] M1: "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." M2: "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" M1: "And it counts for 80 percent o...Read Full Lyrics