Cool Whip Lyrics

Fred Jones was worn out, From caring for his often Screaming and crying wife, During the day, but... He couldn't sleep at night for fear that she, In a stupor from the drugs that ...Read Full Lyrics

Here in Cologne I know I said it wrong I walked you to the train and back across alone To my hotel room and ordered me some food And now I'm wondering Why the floor has suddenly be...Read Full Lyrics

You might put your love and trust on the line It's risky, people love to tear that down Let 'em try Do it anyway Risk it anyway And if you're paralyzed by a voice in your head It'...Read Full Lyrics

Well my dog wears a path on the same line And lately I'm thinking I might take his advice Yeah yeah Cause he sees through the fence and he thinks I'm free Well, my brain and his c...Read Full Lyrics

Man in a wheelchair, lobby of the Forrest With frighters, hustlers, hard-up millionaires Mobsters, cops, whores, pimps and Marxists All human life is there Man in a wheelchair l...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes i get the feeling That i won't be on this planet For very long, I really like it here, I'm quite attached to it, I hope i'm wrong. All i really wanna say, Is you're the ...Read Full Lyrics

Uh, oh Hey Dr. Yin Chain smoking Chinese centenarian Deck my back with pins Connect the wires and plug me in Uh, oh Hey, Love Master Z Sexy online psychic overseas When my bank ...Read Full Lyrics

(Damn) I order something, it took a while This morning something was on my doorstep What's this I'm holding? Time capsule owner, cause I'm a brand new man And I don't think I want ...Read Full Lyrics

Won't you smile you look so shocked Put the nametag on your smock We've come to see you, Eddie walker We may pack a little tight The girl up front says It's alright And look there...Read Full Lyrics

If there's a God He's laughing at us and our football team Effington could be a wonderful f'ing place I can see it from the highway and I'm wondering Are they f'ing in their yard...Read Full Lyrics