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And this is her stunt she shoves some firecrackers up her cunt this is her stunt she shoves an antioxidant up her cunt this is her stunt now, now, the spectators' cocks are stingin...Read Full Lyrics

She's growing antennas out of her thighs to monitor her opponent's thighs she's getting an equipment rash on her thighs to repulse the tourists that sightsee around her for an oppo...Read Full Lyrics

Ejaculation is a waste of valuable resources Your kids are not safe from us homosexuals Your kids are controlled by the intellectuals Your kids will dabble in their devilish stuff ...Read Full Lyrics

Starts sucking the hormones from my body Put the firehouse into my artery My heart is roasting like a marshmallow Hurry, my rubber sheets are turning yellow Start pumping the messa...Read Full Lyrics

My frightened muscles won't flex during these demonstrations her fists turn into wrecking balls my impotence gives her a thrill I can't get stiff during these family vacations dadd...Read Full Lyrics

Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off My nuts are a pressure cooker, my lymph nodes are swollen laughter Canker sores in traffic Sponge bath his habits Sometimes I just gotta watch her ...Read Full Lyrics

Easily detect a flat-footed traitor Your mom is a co-conspirator Her nonsense cannot prevent the prize fighter from first fuckin' your citizens Quickly remove the punch drunken fag...Read Full Lyrics

She don't mind where my dirty mouth has been She'll just wash it out with soap again I asked her why was she slummin' with me She said, "just to have you in my pussy" She don't min...Read Full Lyrics

Human powered gamma wave is the energy I slave Human powered gamma wave is what my circuits crave Human communicate by kazoo The biology is always new Now to begin phase 2 Fire the...Read Full Lyrics

The rain woke us up. You turned round and just did it. Good morning, slow down. Have you remembered where you hid it? You cried in the kitchen. We made up in the hall. I watched y...Read Full Lyrics