Cosplay-Free Saturday Lyrics

v1. (Ultraklystron) What sends me into a tiff? Why it's Talho's midriff! Leave Eureka to the lolicons; I'll fence all of their persocoms! I'll check out Miss Misato, when with Yebi...Read Full Lyrics

v1. My innocence is my aphrodesiac; I exude charm like I was a hemophiliac. Like Tom Cruise up on the planet Teegeeack, I never once in my life had to play the mack. I'm coy and co...Read Full Lyrics

v1. Moe charas everywhere / all you need's right mindset Overanalyze their hair / and you'll quickly find it The moephile attitude / makes akiba profits Drives otakus insane / for ...Read Full Lyrics

ch. Am I in love, or just falling apart? Could it be true, or am I in for some broken hearts? Oh, some want to break me, and some want to take me But she seems sweet like fresh cho...Read Full Lyrics

v1. Gotta a devil on my shoulder / she's quite the temptress But the fact is I'm not sure / if I should attempt this Not in the starfleet handbook / this one manuever Besides it's ...Read Full Lyrics

v1. People say to me: "Karl Olson, you're biased" I say unto them: "Why don't you try this:" Talk to her about the things that we nerds enjoy Disregard the fact that she also dates...Read Full Lyrics

ch. It might come off as trite my dear But it's like my sight's been cleared I know you think you stand alone But when we stand together that's called home (x2) v1. It might not co...Read Full Lyrics

ch. Waking up next to a girl with glasses Every moment spent with her just surpasses All of my dreams, anything I've ever seen Always brilliantly kind, cause she's never mean v1. I...Read Full Lyrics

v1. You can call me Nobue / cause when I'm on the mic I'm smokin Bringin it so cute yet hard / I leave the moe-philes broken And then I ride in stealthy / so you can't even find me...Read Full Lyrics

v1. Just when you think they've hit rock bottom, they go still farther. 4Kids does nothing but make otaku life harder. So I think I've gotta message for that Alfred Kahn. Enjoy you...Read Full Lyrics