Count Ossie in China Lyrics

Dr Cat is disillusioned with A new cloud arriving Cock-a-leekie soup, so Cock a doodle do Dr Cat is going bathing with A thousand robe child Consideration in the forest Correct hap...Read Full Lyrics

Death comes for allBut I plan to be out when he callsOut sunbathing in the snowBut don't tell Death I told you soI refuse to die!The reaper came to say I had to dieI said, "Sorry, ...Read Full Lyrics

Ex-fake, ex-rake Ex-charmer of the snake Ex-libertine, ex-on-the-make Ex-erotomane Ex-player, ex-pimpernel Ex-gay, ex-ne'er-do-well Ex-feeler-up and rubber down Ex-erotomane Ex-c...Read Full Lyrics

Lips to her nippleDown to the bristleSwallow your pride (inside)And get ready to go homeI'm wet like a weaselDown to the bristlesComing in from behind (oh my)I'm wide openWide open...Read Full Lyrics

(Hello Johnny, hello Johnny)Hello!Hello JimmyHello JohnWhat's happening?What's going on?Hello KennyHello TimWhat's happening?Where you been?Hello PeterHello seerWhat's happening?Wh...Read Full Lyrics

Grab that pailAnd I'll sail you round the world in my yachtOh, I've got it girlI can promise you the moon and starsIf you'll just give me your heartSee them, over thereJust back be...Read Full Lyrics

Walkin', I'm awayI'm a long time gone and thenThe bombWhat's that? Who said?How many days?Just what the hell is goin' on?Oh, dudeNot you, my friendIt's been a while, since you've b...Read Full Lyrics

I craved a minthe by the watersideOn the rocksWith the tideAnd her hairSo golden blondeShe spoke so softBy the candlelightLike a whisperIn the nightTurned her headShe caught my eye...Read Full Lyrics

I heard there was a plaace Where we're all one race Color, gender, age never could dictate I saw there was a time When we valued all lives Nobody oppressed, everyone had rights Sud...Read Full Lyrics

"The British are coming! The British are coming"Now, the ride of Paul RevereSet the nation on its earAnd the shot at Lexington heard 'round the worldWhen the British fired in the e...Read Full Lyrics