Country Mo-fo Lyrics

My love is a telephone Your love is an answering machine Try to get a dial tone Your call cannot be completed as dialed My love is a leaf of spinach Your spinach is a pot of tea I ...Read Full Lyrics

You don't look right Where are your pores? Have you ever been out of doors? You're the one that the public adores But you don't look right You don't look right You call that skin? ...Read Full Lyrics

I could be sitting on top of the world but then you would be sitting beneath me I could be going with some other girl but you wouldn't be able to see me You could be sitting on top...Read Full Lyrics

I live below I hear the fights Keep them upstairs Keep me up nights Now I can't hope But I can pray That they'll survive Election day He says to you She says to me It's clear to us...Read Full Lyrics

They look at me And they don't like what they see I can hear them whispering I know just what they heard They're repeating every word I can see right through their eyes I wish that...Read Full Lyrics

Ex-girlfriend Won't you be my ex-girlfriend We'll have a friendship that will never end Be my ex-girlfriend Why should we pledge our hearts When it's only going to fall apart Let's...Read Full Lyrics

You're pretty as a picture but you're out of focus What you're thinking I don't know I say that I love you and you hardly notice It meant more a year ago And I'm a lousy diplomat S...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a lot to learn A lot of things to stick in my mind A lot of steam to burn A lot of offers I should decline I didn't mean to pry I only wondered why I never see you smile a...Read Full Lyrics

Does he love you, does he scare? Does he throw you in the air? Oh yeah, does he catch you too? Do you love me, do you care? Do you mind it when I stare? Oh no, I don't think you do...Read Full Lyrics

Guitar, so good, so far, so bad, so what, I'm not a nut, I'm just Guitar has gone too far, has gone away, forgot to say goodbye What would I do if I didn't have shoulders And what ...Read Full Lyrics