Cousin Earl Lyrics

I feel ugly and dirty and tired I can't get to sleep my head is wired Can't get my mind off a stupid girl Came into my life and wrecked my world Got myself drunk got into a fight G...Read Full Lyrics

Death's alright with me How funny it can be hahaha Death's alright with me It's a chance to grow Death's alright with me Put me on deathrow My gun is on the shelf I guess I'll shoo...Read Full Lyrics

It's a Friday night cookin' show With a horse-meat dish I had to stay in the freezer All Thursday eve Talkin' to that horse I really had to go Down to the sidewalk The sky's all r...Read Full Lyrics

Good evening ladies and gentlemen And welcome to P. J. 's Astrological Love Lounge We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics My name is Lester Shy and these fine gentlemen all around me...Read Full Lyrics

Barfy was a fine pet He fetched stick and played dead Every day he'd get fed And he'd bring home the paper for Dad, goodbye! But all the neighbors liked Barfy Cause he was good wit...Read Full Lyrics

Let's do something loud, fast and with absolutely no redeeming Qualities. 1 - yeah! 1 - yeah! 1 - yeah! Yaagh! That was your cue. Chorus: Don't abort that baby, that would be no...Read Full Lyrics

There are others, and then there is myself I must learn to distinguish the others from myself They are separate people, with different personalities They might not like the things...Read Full Lyrics

Your ears fell off in the parking lot Your blood's still drippin', God, I hope it clots You say you're okay but we know you're not Your eyes went crossed do you see spots? Well I'...Read Full Lyrics

Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Everybody's got nice stuff but me Look at that girl she makes me sick She's g...Read Full Lyrics

Filet of sole baby Is my favourite dish Filet of sole baby When the dish is fish Cause oh, I lose control When you serve filet of sole Now your cookin' baby Got an appetite Said yo...Read Full Lyrics