Crap Cannon Lyrics

You fucking killed yourself, slit your wrists with my fucking car. I hope you felt real fuckin' stupid on the way to the emergency room. I had to fix the window you smashed, But il...Read Full Lyrics

Eight ball in the corner pocket - its the only one left. Pressure builds to finalize expansion. Invert for details, try again. no ones looking......Read Full Lyrics

Hang the pope, hang the pope... Hang him with this rope Let's go to the Vatican Get him out of bed Put the noose around his neck And hang him 'til he's dead...Read Full Lyrics

seemed like a good idea at the time. bones here, bones there...marrow fucking everywhere. you're fired, clown. [schultz]...Read Full Lyrics

My heads a fucking machine gun. I destroy everything I put my eyes on. Every time I see you I turn you to a pile of red shit. You're a Christian orgasm. Pack the bong, its time to ...Read Full Lyrics

Ted shut, drop-kicked and ignored - on the way to paradises gutter. Days turn to weeks turn to months turn to years. Pile on the runoff, increase the divide....Read Full Lyrics

Backtrack Think about where you were. Laser white, from the flashlight Only clouding the matter. Insert dead batteries and move forward, remembering....Read Full Lyrics

Battering ram onslaught - Causing trauma on many levels. Why don't you yell a little more? Here, let me profile you Mr. Jackass... Little, unprepared and running out of time....Read Full Lyrics

Overabundance causes confusion of time versus necessity. Hurry, only 6 seconds to go. Repeat as necessary....Read Full Lyrics

You let me hit you, so I won't touch the children. So how hard do I have to fuckin' beat you to have a crack at the kids? Looks like you fell down the stairs on the way to the hosp...Read Full Lyrics