Crazy Mary Lyrics

How do you spell relief? I get D-are-you-N-K Lately Dave since my baby left me I do it almost every day It's the only thing that I've found That'll take the hurt away Well how do ...Read Full Lyrics

By David Allan Coe Spoken Used to go with my grandpa up to the town square, set him down up there on A picnic bench and he used to play checkers with them other old men up there....Read Full Lyrics

Betty drove the semi she pulled up to the pump I thought I wanted a Coca-Cola and I started out on the jump She said hold it Dave come quick there's something you gotta see That ma...Read Full Lyrics

By: David Allan Coe and Larry Murray Betty drove the semi, she pulled up to the pump I thought I wanted A coca-Cola and I started out on the jump She said, "hold it dave, come qui...Read Full Lyrics

The Vibrator Queen Well she ordered it from a magazine I guess for about ten bucks And it came by special delivery In a plain brown cardboard box Well she opened it and inspected ...Read Full Lyrics

The devil went to Jamaica He was looking to sell some weed He was doin' fine They were standin' in line It was excellent weed indeed When he came across a young man Who was l...Read Full Lyrics

By David Allan Coe It was too cold to stay In the north and la Seemed the most likely place I could stay Those malibu nights And those hollywood lights Were blinding me I long for...Read Full Lyrics

Recitation: The old man was covered with tattoos and scars He got some in prison and others in bars The rest he got workin' on old junk cars In the daytime They looked like tombsto...Read Full Lyrics

By David Allen Coe Dedicated to Meme for being there. Its A fairytale morning, the ocean looks turquoise As if it was painted that way The waves how they rush from the shore or...Read Full Lyrics

By David Allan Coe & Skeet Petty Dedicated to Meme Broussard Coe for love and devotion through it all, To Cherie for the hospital care and Nancy for cooking my meals, and Debbie f...Read Full Lyrics