Creepy Old Guy Lyrics

Business friendsI have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few monthsI don't even know how manyI'd have to check my pay stubsBut, as my guru Otho alw...Read Full Lyrics

Psst, Penny, what happened?My mother's punishing me for going to jail without permissionWell, I'm here to save the fair maiden in her towerOh, Seaweed, Tracy, you took beautiful be...Read Full Lyrics

You could use a buddyDon't you want a pal?(Yes I do! Yes I do!)Girl, the way I see itYour daddy should be leavin'And you should stick around(And kill him!)What?NothingSo, Lydia, do...Read Full Lyrics

Look at this stuffGod, it's depressingYou don't like this stuff?Barbara, this is our stuffA shrine to the feelingsWe've been repressingWell, then maybe we should goUnfinished proje...Read Full Lyrics

Ready? OkayHi! I'll be your guideI'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other sideDon't go to the NetherworldNetherworld?Did I say Netherworld? Never mindI'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-UAnd ...Read Full Lyrics

StopStop telling me what to do-oDon'tDon't treat me like a child of two-oNoI know that you want what's bestPleaseBut mother please give it a restStop, don't, noPleaseStop, don't, n...Read Full Lyrics

That needy pervert was rightIf we want our house back, we have to fight for itWell, how?No one can see usWe're ghosts, damn itLet'sHaunt this bitchBarbaraOblivion callsSo we might ...Read Full Lyrics

Business friendsI have only known this amazing, amazing man and his unique daughter for a few monthsI don't even know how manyI'd have to check my pay stubsBut, as my guru Otho alw...Read Full Lyrics

You could use a buddyDon't you want a pal?(Yes I do! Yes I do!)Girl, the way I see itYour daddy should be leavin'And you should stick around(And kill him!)What?NothingSo, Lydia, do...Read Full Lyrics

Just hear those sleigh bells jingle-ing, ring-ting tingle-ing, too,Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.Outside the snow is falling and friends are call...Read Full Lyrics