Crimson Dildo Lyrics

I'm hitting the e-brake, spiking the ball right into the netI'm feeling the burning, burning in hell, or is it my flesh?what seemed so damned smallnow has become the biggest snowba...Read Full Lyrics

I see an X it's a sign of death oh yeahStigmata's got me seeing red oh yeahI see a vision of QuetzalcoatlIt's my reflection as I look in the bottle yeahDickholyhaloDickholyhellDick...Read Full Lyrics

Why does the water taste like pee?it's warm and salty all over memust've been those 5 muscle relaxers I atenow we're all in the water except for man'o'warfloating through the waves...Read Full Lyrics

Well girl, you and me we drink a lotProbably a lot more than we shouldI can't keep up with you, you drink-a-me unnah da tableYou've got your Bushmills, I got my 40 of Olde EI'm pas...Read Full Lyrics

Can't get enough sleep, It's late againI'm up till something A.M., the walls are closing inAnd I dunno how long it's been since my eyes last blinkedSince I had a respite from movin...Read Full Lyrics

How does it feel, I guess I'd never knowOh to sail that fat bargeDown the roadI'll drink a beerAnd I'll contemplate the wayThat brown viking must feelBut wait, that brown viking is...Read Full Lyrics

All I want is someone who I don't deserveI thought you lost your nerveLearned all these foolish waysAs a potential outlierIt's a temporary thingTurn around, turn aroundFor all my s...Read Full Lyrics

When I was constipated anger made me wanna make a changeThen I was so elated fiber made me happy once againYou put that fiber in your bowlAnd then you'll let out your soulGonna die...Read Full Lyrics

Working my fingers to the bonestreamlined automationobsolete before too longwell it's been so longsince you saw the sunso many hours under that gunso you sing a song about right fr...Read Full Lyrics

So you got your idea of what's rightBut you ain't got a clueSo you wanna force your opinionBecause you think that it's trueYou know that you doWhy must a Saturday saintBe a Sunday ...Read Full Lyrics