Crock Pot Mac N' Cheese Lyrics

My girl gots a cheesy asshole It smells like fettuccine She likes to wave it in my face I say get it away from me I've let her shit on my chest She digs my farts in the morning Th...Read Full Lyrics

I fell in love with my high school crush Soon got married, we had to rush To have some babies Now life is more tough We have four babies I told her that's enough I work all day No ...Read Full Lyrics

If the human body is made of so much water, why do we need to drink more It sounds excessive If you don't like eating vegetables, you can eat a vegan Because they're pretty health...Read Full Lyrics

You don't seem to care, not near enough About this person, until they're dead or hurt Don't always have to be around to be invested When all's well all they get is a holiday messag...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a lush but hush Don't tell nobody It's constant moderate usage And I keep it low key Until I rhyme it in a song Or you catch my bottle in a video Of me wearing a thong Screamin...Read Full Lyrics

Wake up feelin like a bag of shit Time to drag my ass another time Things to be done, gotta do it Wanna rub my butt cheeks on the wall Nothing but a kitchen apron on Gonna do it, i...Read Full Lyrics

I do think you're way too smart But you've been programmed You've been programmed by them They may have your heart That can be a good thing But you are not them Do you like the no...Read Full Lyrics

The past does not matter But sometimes it does You can look back to the good And learn not to do the dumb stuff You can never get back The ones who died That's a sad fact Fuck dea...Read Full Lyrics