Crush Story Lyrics

When I was a kid my dad had pictures of these clowns He hung them on my wall and wouldn't let me take them down I didn't understand then and I still can't figure out What those god...Read Full Lyrics

I am Elmer J. Fudd, millionaireI own a mansion, and a yachtAnd a car, and a plane, and a gunAnd a drum machine, drum machine, drum machineI own a drum machine, drum machine, drum m...Read Full Lyrics

Take a lot of drugsYou owe yourself some funDrink a lot of beerI won't tell no oneHave a lot of sexLeave on all the lightsPlay a lot of poolIgnore the change in timeWhen the world ...Read Full Lyrics

All the girls in the music biz Have credit cards they subscribe to Ms. But they only want to fuck Long haired guys from England From England There's this girl at my record company...Read Full Lyrics

Gonna feel like hell tomorrow So I won't go to sleep tonight Na na na na na na sorrow Everything's gonna be all right I am invincible, I have no fear I am benevolent, I am the kin...Read Full Lyrics

I'm tired of the stories that you always tell Shakespeare couldn't tell a story that well You're the largest liar that was ever created You and Pinocchio are probably related That...Read Full Lyrics

Meet our band of merry men Shake the hand of every one We'll eat your food and steal your wives Buy us beers we're friends for life We only shoot when shot at We give away what we...Read Full Lyrics