Crystal Ball Lyrics

Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn...Read Full Lyrics

(Teacher) "J, do you have a Halloween story for the class?" (Violent J) "why-why-yeah, um, there was this boy, and he lived in his house, and he went to bed one day, and then when...Read Full Lyrics

[violent J] Bitch Back Up Cause Your Dimmin’ My Shine You Got Nine Kids, Only Two Of Them Mine I Get You Cigarettes, Weed, Pampers, And Similac Bitch Start Giving Back, Fuck ...Read Full Lyrics

Smack That bitch Right Across The Lips Cause She Aint Nothin But A Filthy bitch Beat The Freak In The Head With A Cinder Block Blackin Her Eyes Your Lunatic Tock Cause I Really...Read Full Lyrics

Motherfuckers always trying to steal your energy, as soon as they see you shining, and going some place or doing something. The demon faces come out and they just hate on you for n...Read Full Lyrics

Galacto Inspector do you read me? Yes Captain Status? Completed Your mission was to land on the Dirtball and explore it thoroughly. You were to monitor the activities of a common l...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope] This one goes out to the ninjas That's been down since Carnival of Carnage Nah, fuck that, since Dog Beats Nah, fuck that, since Basement Cuts, motherfucker ...Read Full Lyrics

{Yeah what you need? Right, yeah let me get a large order of fries and uh No fries Excuse me? No fries man Oh, well must be out then, Alright well then give me a large double slam ...Read Full Lyrics

Echoside echoside not without my echoside (repeat) Imagine a place that exists beyond, a place that's seldom seen A place that even the wickedest souls that burn have never been Th...Read Full Lyrics

I paint my face every year all day the 31st aint nothin to me, another holiday all of a sudden face paintin's in style And I've been doin ever since Gilligan's Island was on but tr...Read Full Lyrics