Cum on Everybody Lyrics

A lot of people ask meAm I afraid of deathHell yeah I'm afraid of deathI don't want to die yetA lot of people think that I worship the devilThat I do all types of retarded shitLook...Read Full Lyrics

Call this mother fuckerOh f*ck yeahGive em a piece of my mind,A piece of my ass(Thanks for waiting, this is, may I help you?)Oh thank youI need to make a collect call(What number?)...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know why this world keep turning (Yes man)Round and round(As the world turns we all experience things in life)But I wish it would stop and let me off right now(Trials and t...Read Full Lyrics

I never meant to give you mushrooms girlI never meant to bring you to my worldNow you sitting in the corner cryingAnd now its my fault (My fault)I never meant to give you mushrooms...Read Full Lyrics

Justin? It's Zoe.Kelly did not have me call, howeverI just listened to Eminem in her car andIt is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire life.And I seriously wann...Read Full Lyrics

This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady.The views and events expressed here are totally fucked,And are not necessarily the views of anyone.Howeve...Read Full Lyrics

Just the two of usC'mon hai-hai, we goin' to the beachGrab a couple of toys and let da-da strap you in the car seatOh where's mama? she's takin a little nap in the trunkOh that sme...Read Full Lyrics

Meet Eddie, twenty-three years oldFed up with life and the way things are going,He decides to rob a liquor store(I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes)But on his...Read Full Lyrics

Whoa!A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'emAnd like, back and forth because ahThis is, what you thought it wasn'tIt beez, the brothers representin' the Dirty DozenI be...Read Full Lyrics

Skylar Montgomery?What do you want from me Roger?I know it was you all along messing around with my dear Veronica.Wait a minute.You hold it right there.Me and that woman love each ...Read Full Lyrics