Cuntlava Lyrics

Dislo, Cated, Purple, Stoma! [6x] Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me sniff your Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me taste your Dislocated Purple Stoma Let me squeeze your Dislocated Purple...Read Full Lyrics

Godverdomme, ik heb zin in een spleet. Ik loop hier verward rond en kutte bij de vleet, Hoerig en geil, zoek neukvlees voor m'n pij! Strax gaat d'are hier inne geheid had vur de bi...Read Full Lyrics

OEH! I wanna say thank you to Bavaria Jupiler Hertog-Jan, and Budweiser Palm Heineken en Brouwmeester Dommelsch Grolsch Hoegaarden, and PBR! WHAAAAAA! FORRRRRR! MYYYYYYY! Ho...Read Full Lyrics

Yesterday it happens again! The proof in my shorts, that I an a real man My c*** has a life of it's own In the middle of the store, that's where it was shown I asked where I could...Read Full Lyrics

Kijk eend! - ik heb een stijive lul, En ik - denk dat ik 'm hou, Want daar - aan 't einde van de bar, Zie ik - een dikke, korte vrouwww! Lilliputterkuttenbutter - Lilliputterk...Read Full Lyrics

Looking at the sky, I see the sun is almost gone, The temperature outside is freezing, time to have some fun! Hiding in some bushes, wait until it's dark, Keep an eye on the eldery...Read Full Lyrics

I am the evil babyshitter parents please beware, Your baby will inhale my shit I-don't-care! Squat in the fucking cradle with my pants down, My hairy anus on it's mouth little bab...Read Full Lyrics

Pu-ssy-juuuuice! I'm in a candystore, what do I seeeeee? Flavours... Like strawberry, & melon, banana-taste, They have cherry, oh what a waste! Cuz what I really wanna choose A C...Read Full Lyrics

Years ago when I still did school, I met this girl down the swimmingpool, Just a shy girl no-one thought she was cool! A normal girl on shore, but underwater she was more! She wa...Read Full Lyrics

Brooklyn, New York, hanging out at Duff's* Everywhere we go we wear Scottish Handcuffs In Switzerland in Bern one pissed a Bed We even got a pic in Kiev with Shrek We meet new frie...Read Full Lyrics