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It's Saturday, March 9, 1996 at 1:00 PM Me and my band went to Lawrence, Kansas to play a rock show It was a two and a half hour trip At 3:30 PM, me and my band pulled up by the Bo...Read Full Lyrics

This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero It can rip your head off It can fly as high as a bird It can bite your face The chicken cow (4X) This beast killed as many a...Read Full Lyrics

My mind plays tricks on me every time I say something It brings evil voices out of my head and talks to me vulgar Then suddenly, I started raving Chronic schizophrenia, chronic sc...Read Full Lyrics

You are a loving sweetheart You are so sweet as Domino sugar I love you like tender vittles I love you like a milkshake Caryn Shaffer Caryn Shaffer Caryn Shaffer Caryn Sha...Read Full Lyrics

This band played at the City Centre Theater About one thousand people watched the show The concert was a jam session It was a kick ass rock show Bolt Thrower Bolt Thrower bol...Read Full Lyrics

I love you You are my friend You are my sweetheart You are my lover I love you like a stick of butter Carla Winterbottom Carla Winterbottom Carla Winterbottom Carla Winterbottom ...Read Full Lyrics

Birdman caught me on his property He saw me trespassing his real estate He reached into his pocket for a pistol He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind Birdman kicked m...Read Full Lyrics

This band played at the Aragon Ballroom About four thousand people were at the show It was a 93xrt show The jam was excellent Blues Traveler Blues Traveler Blues Traveler ...Read Full Lyrics

Found on Fabian Road Warrior You are a rock star You are a rock legend to the max You can really knock it out You can really wupp a horse's ass Alanis Morissette Alanis Morissett...Read Full Lyrics

This band played at The Vic About 1400 people were at the show The ? jam session was awesome It wupped the ram's ass Bon Jovi Bon Jovi Bon Jovi Bon Jovi The band played...Read Full Lyrics