Decembers Lyrics

The Pasha can do anything that he wantsBut he mostly wants sex and cocaineThe Pasha can have anyone that he wantsEating ice cream and candy all dayThe Pasha treats people like Turk...Read Full Lyrics

It's not as if you smell of pooBut everyone's avoiding youNothing's coming out of you that's interesting at allOh no, here you comeKeen to corner everyoneWith boring stuff we hones...Read Full Lyrics

You will never beat the clockYou will never whip itIn fact the clock beats youMight as well admit itGiving birth hurts like hellChildren cost a bucketBut without them we will fallS...Read Full Lyrics

We gave him our trust, that bugger the shepherdThat leper the shepherd who fucked all our sheepWe gave him our trust, that bugger the shepherdHe worked in our name and got paid wit...Read Full Lyrics

Charles the lobster manWalks upon the StrandFeeds the crabs with jam[?]Charles the lobster manWalks upon the sandBlood begins to runFrom the dipping sunHe will forget his nameHe wi...Read Full Lyrics

Some days I can't believe I'm even here at allI don't ride high and I don't walk tallI want to crawl into bedCover my headWith a big yellow pillowTo block the viewShoot the planet ...Read Full Lyrics

For too long now we've been ruled byPeople who don't share or go byPrinciples we want to live byIn the land of ScotlandWe want semi-ScandinavianSocialism in one nationFree healthca...Read Full Lyrics

Helicopter up the mountainWhen you see a zebra never stopChop down each obstructing pear treeUntil you unfairly reach the topSpoil your child with a little leg-upSqueeze him to the...Read Full Lyrics

Pat-a-cake pat-a-cake baker's manBake me a cake as fast as you canIf you can't bake a cake, bake a crepe or a flanAnd bring it to my wedding with The ManPatati, patata, pataphysiqu...Read Full Lyrics

Come on a fantastic journeyRide into me, come inside meAll you have to do is enterJourney to the centreJourney to the centre of meDig me deeper, delve in moreOn your journey to the...Read Full Lyrics