Deer Wife Lyrics

If God didn't want me to play with myselfHe wouldn't have given me pocketsIf God had intended that life never endedWhy did the bugger make deathIf God didn't want me to tear out my...Read Full Lyrics

I'm accused of failing to lust afterGirls in their mid- to late- teensIn Zurich in 2046 this is seriously frowned uponThey have labelled me "the ephebophobe"And taken the chip from...Read Full Lyrics

Well they say to love, to cherishTo honour and obey(But these days they never say "obey")I always think they ought to say "decay and rot away"Decay and rot awayBut I know on my wed...Read Full Lyrics

Asshole, I'm the whole showI am the world's greatest actorI'm the car crash, I'm the volcanoI could have been a greater dictatorHow dare you give me a prize?I already know I'm a ge...Read Full Lyrics

We stayed inOut of our headsSitting on the corner of your bedThen one day you left meTo appear in The Song of NorwayI understandI can't explainYou're making plans, making a nameI b...Read Full Lyrics

Wild horses couldn't drag you out of meWild horses running fast and running freeThere is a master in the slaveA baby in the graveA horse hammered to a lemon treeWild horses do cont...Read Full Lyrics

You could learn lots and lotsBy studying my potsI have got a lot to teachI am just like Bernard LeachMy pots give lots of pleasureI'm a Living National TreasureYour pots bring a lo...Read Full Lyrics

I have a picture of you in your underwearThe glittering sunshine hits your Cleopatra hairYou are a lovely person living in BerlinThe glittering sunshine hits your perfect skinI wat...Read Full Lyrics

And I will buildA pagoda made of crisp breadMy window sillIs getting wetAnd I am trying to think of nothingTrying to think of no-oneBut it's proving rather hardYou are the raindrop...Read Full Lyrics

They say that time moves fastAnd life is short, but art is longAnd so to make it lastI'll put my loveInto a songAnd if it wasn't for EliseI don't know where I would beThey say, the...Read Full Lyrics