Deadlift Lyrics

Congratulations, for you have found A very, very, very, very epic song And it is my hope, by the end, you'll sing along Let us go... Dinosaurs and spaceships, and cool movie ...Read Full Lyrics

All the things have come to pass now Foretold by the runes Lying here in the cool grass The bloodied bodies strewn May Goddess Freyja find me Under the pale moon As I offer u...Read Full Lyrics

Fukushima... Now that the Pacific Ocean Has come alive with nuclear light It's time to rethink some of the dishes that I like Since it hasn't been in the news For about 7 ye...Read Full Lyrics

Boom... This a song 'bout getting messed up Just a little ditty 'bout getting drunk Just a little song about getting crunk This is a song 'bout getting messed up The time ha...Read Full Lyrics

Take it home babe... Gotta go... Gotta get back to Chicago 'fore the whole world burns Gotta get back to Chicago, it's not my turn Think the whole world gone crazy Eatin' eac...Read Full Lyrics

Why won't you just quit with your bullshit? Why won't you just stop the commotion? Why won't you quit bein' so fake? And gimme a break Yo it's Henry Metal with the sweetest r...Read Full Lyrics

Take the sword out of the stone (right now) Eat the meat right off the bone Enjoy the meat and if you've found A piece of gristle spit it out Actually, I'm not really sure wh...Read Full Lyrics

It's friday night And it's time a git crunk We gonna party harder Than you ever thunk... Walkin' with my buddy's on these mean city streets We be lookin' for something yummy...Read Full Lyrics

There was a time when perhaps I wasn't clear But let me clear the air In case I misspoke, trying to be nice Let me be precise In case you feel that I do, be advised I don't I ...Read Full Lyrics

I have heard that cowboys Like to eat baked beans But they only had pan and fire No oven or other means (or other means) To bake the beans O'er the hills, here come the inju...Read Full Lyrics