Death and Destruction Lyrics

Fat kids need James Hetfield.Fat kids need Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet.Fat kids, they need Jason Newstead.Cliff Burton is dead.I had a friend, he was a heavy metal singer.He did a ...Read Full Lyrics

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't go on dates.That's why I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate.And everynight I think about you and I don't know what to do.When I open my y...Read Full Lyrics

First you decieve me, then you want to see me.Sleep with me, what the hell is that.Last night you wanted to kill me, but today you want to feel me.Feel me up, in your pick-up truck...Read Full Lyrics

Eat Blazing Electric death bitch, eat blazing electric death. As I stand up and watch you die, keeping all my hopes alive.Like Dmitri Shostakovich, when they forced him to the gula...Read Full Lyrics

When I have sex, no I don't use protection.Cause I can't even get an erectionWhen I was in high school, I used to be a pimp.Then I got older and started going limp.I can't get it u...Read Full Lyrics

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!Al Gore is a communistAl Gore is a communistAl Gore is a communistAl Gore is a communistHa ha ha ha ha!!Midget Porn!No more lies, no more liesNo more!!Al gore is a...Read Full Lyrics

Reduce, Reuse Recycle, I do it everyday.So Reduce reuse recycle, Don't throw the earth away.Reduce reuse recycle, don't use styrofoam.Don't pollute the ocean, cause it's where the ...Read Full Lyrics

Put your balls on the lineYou gotta put them on the linePut your balls on the line...Read Full Lyrics

Amigos FantasticosWelcome to Taco John's, may I please take your order?Pedro, we need some more tortillas.Your total comes to 5.79, please drive thru to the second window....Read Full Lyrics

Bears Trucker LoungeBears Trucker LoungeBears Trucker LoungeBears Trucker LoungeJust drove down from New England. Big rig full of clam chowder.I'll let you use my c.b, if you let m...Read Full Lyrics