Der Fuehrer's Face Lyrics

This is my New Year's resolution: When my mother-in-law begins to yell and shout Through the window I would like to throw her out. But I resolve not to do it, here is why: I'm afra...Read Full Lyrics

There's a sunny little funny little melody That was started by a native down in Waikiki He would gather a crowd down beside the sea And they'd play his gay Hawaiian chant Soon ...Read Full Lyrics

He, he. I... I just put that in there because I... I I thought it was kind of Cute, besides that, my mother is in the audience. I'm in the mood for love, Simply because you're near...Read Full Lyrics

Knock Knock (Who's there?) We've played a million silly games from bingo to gin rummy. But, if you're good at puns on names, you'll find that this one's funny. So, when you next ha...Read Full Lyrics

Pa started in 'a running When he heard the whistle blow. The Postman brought a letter, And airmail from our Joe. It said...Read Full Lyrics

The song I'm going to sing to you, Is sad and that ain't half. You're not supposed to cry Until I tell you when to laugh. I knew a girl in Kansas, Her name was Lucy Brown. She tri...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the Sheik of Araby, Your love belongs to me. At night when you're asleep Into your tent I'll creep. And the stars that shine above, Will light our way to love. You'll roam this...Read Full Lyrics

You can look this wide world over, You can search both land and sea, But you'll never find another man like me. If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am, I'm the greatest...Read Full Lyrics

I like holding hands, When it's with you. That's what makes our world go round, And round, and round, and round, When I'm around you. You like to be kissed, And I do to. That's wha...Read Full Lyrics

The Man on the Flying Trapeze (As performed by Doodles Weaver) As the crowd roars, to the center ring steps our fractured baritone. Are you in voice Winstead? I believe I am in vo...Read Full Lyrics