Destructive Suicide Lyrics

Pointy teeth as sharp as blades,Ray Reardon's haircut fallen from grace,Pointy sticks - they make him mad,'Cos Dracula was our Ray's dad.Spook, Perv, Snooker Hall(x4)Crowley once c...Read Full Lyrics

It's that time of year,It's time to go abroad,It's time to go on holiday,And visit Betty Ford's.Get some beers right down my neck,I'm gonna get right out of my head,I can't help it...Read Full Lyrics

Weebles wobble but they never down(x2)Weebles are round,Don't fall down(x2)Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble, Weeble wobble,Weeble wobble.Don't fall down....Read Full Lyrics

All year long we get a rough deal,Chewing at grass, enslaved in fields,Mowers in jumpers we're destined to beSlaughtered and turned into Big Mac or Wimpy.BaaaaLarry Lamb is God,Bug...Read Full Lyrics

When King Arthur sat down,On the river bank,He had a mighty vision,It really was quite wank.Lancer with your zancer(x8)Oi, Arthur,Come over here,Take this sword,Now fuck off.Now so...Read Full Lyrics

Too much, too highYou smoke, you die(x4)Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,His mega mental shooter stuck in your gob,Flying killer cobs from the planet Bob,You're in big troud ...Read Full Lyrics

Busy staining the glassBusy hooking up the reel-to-reels and eight-tracksHoping for something special insideSomething special on the outside looking back inA permagrinSpeaking as a...Read Full Lyrics

She was a lovely girl, a charming brown eyed beauty You were the bright young man who swept her off her feet The high school class ring soon became a wedding band And you went off ...Read Full Lyrics

Stood next to me,The first degree,I saw the fall,And hit the floor.Did you spill my pint?I've got no beer,It means I'm queer,I'll start a fight,Punch out your lights.Stood next to ...Read Full Lyrics

Enter the church,See the death,Hear the lawnmower,On Satan's breath.Enter the Church of the Apocalyptic Lawnmower(x4)Rape the virgin,Blades destroy the cross,Blood, gore and carnag...Read Full Lyrics