Dick Van Dyke Lyrics

Helen's not a powder puff Helen just drank too much It's not because she's a punk Helen just drank too much Helen's rolled up...passed out cold Helen just drank too much It's 4 A.M...Read Full Lyrics

The telephone ain't ringing Whose praises will you be singing When you're standing on the outside And the work goes on without you? You've suddenly lost your function Your eyes so ...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so excited to see you All of you have come so quickly I said I need a little bit I want a hand clap I need a pat on the back I want to dance now I'm gonna lap it up I want a ha...Read Full Lyrics

Salami skin and greasy hair a bullish trout he tried to scare A cornucopia of trivial solutions A brand new law of constitutions Drunk on cock he's licking his lips Sucking milk fr...Read Full Lyrics

I'm feeling kind of dangerous I'm feeling a bit risque I'm gonna go get loaded On another wasted day I'm feeling kind of peaked I'm lookin'' a little frayed I'm gonna go get fucked...Read Full Lyrics

She butters through my life Skinny winking full lip summer dress Though green she still embraces life Despite our chocolate stained mess Glowing gleaming candy cane smile And I loo...Read Full Lyrics

Water down for the weekend Stupid party Stupid you Waxing lips on the front end Brand new dress Brand new you Getting clean on the inside Dirty world Dirty you Feeling lonely on th...Read Full Lyrics

Congratulations on your new found loveI hope it works out girl I really hope it doesYour stained tooth is living proof of yourCrooked nose that makes you aloofCongratulations on yo...Read Full Lyrics

Too dumb to ask why Too numb to break down and cry Too dumb to feel high Too numb to reason why you die Infected by a lovely one Hopeless and fucked Rejected by your loved ones Hop...Read Full Lyrics

She acts stupid and she doesn't know why In her hand is a glass filled with tears she cried It's time to see the world as the world sees you In a bar code reality there's nothing t...Read Full Lyrics