Dicktatorship Lyrics

FlannelSeattleFlannelSeattleI left my flannel in SeattleI left my flannel in SeattleWanna go to Seattle and get some flannelWanna go to Seattle and get some flannelFlannelSeattleFl...Read Full Lyrics

They all got fucking BirkenstocksIt's fifty fucking degrees outSoome of them don't wear shoes at allAt Haight and Ash you'll find them allFucking hippies make me real sickAssk for ...Read Full Lyrics

I was walking home from school one dayWhen I saw Danny standing thereI tried to show him my dirty underwearHe showed me his and nothing would compareAnd he saidCHORUSYou're uglyWha...Read Full Lyrics

Shit fuck hell damn shit fuck shitFuckShit-for-brains asshole dickweed all rightYou're a motherfucker and I hate youFuck shit hell damn shit fuckFuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you...Read Full Lyrics

DickheadCHORUSMy name is DickheadI ain't no inbredI got a shaved headDickheadI'm only 13I got a mohawkI'm gonna floor youAnd I live in PortlandCHORUSI'll cahse you downAnd I'm gonn...Read Full Lyrics

I'm only fifteen and I got a gunMommy and daddy had better runI'm only fifteen and I got a gunTime to go out and shoot a nunCold...hard...steel...pink!CHORUSShe's a girl with a lit...Read Full Lyrics

La la, primitive enemaLa la, primitive enemaI've been sitting on the pot all fucking dayI've read all my magazines-twice!I gotta get on with my fucking lifeThere's one thing left t...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up at 3 a.m.I had to run to the canI whipped it out but couldn't peeI've been infected with yeastWe didn't know we didn't knowThat yeast would make it hard to goWe're sorry ...Read Full Lyrics