Dig A Hole Lyrics

If my body was twice the size it was Then I might look alright but I don't because, I've got a disproportioned head. And the people they point and laugh at me and They tell me it's...Read Full Lyrics

Collecting dust inside that liquor store 'till you bought it for me A decanter full of whiskey in the image of the King The more I drank from it the less I saw of you That bottle's...Read Full Lyrics

For all those who've failed you will have your day and you'll hear them say "I don't understand how things went wrong, I've always been great, good-looking and strong" When they f...Read Full Lyrics

I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced But I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge From a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world Who is legally insane I'm not...Read Full Lyrics

Children are lovely before they get ugly and learn to do bad stuff. Flowers are pretty before they get shitty and rot and turn to dust I heard that life is a wheel and you can't ma...Read Full Lyrics

I've watched you grow for all these years And shamefully admit I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit Feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me You near...Read Full Lyrics

Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their Southern brides City folk come for the lure of the bounty But they don't come back 'cause the sheriff of the country is B...Read Full Lyrics

Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone. But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on Put you're tongue in you're mouth, keep you're hands of h...Read Full Lyrics

First you get in line. And then you're in the line. And then you wait in line. And then it's almost time. To get on to the ride Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, Up, weee! Get back in th...Read Full Lyrics

Judy hates me, Stepped on her cat I hate Judy, She's gettin' too fat Sally left me, I was gettin' kinda cold I left Sally, She was gettin' kinda old Oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say...Read Full Lyrics