Dime Store Mystery (LP Version) Lyrics

If I could be anything in the world that flewI would be a bat and come swooping after youAnd if the last time you were here, things were a bit askewWell, you know what happens afte...Read Full Lyrics

Just a perfect dayDrink Sangria in the parkAnd then laterWhen it gets dark, we go homeJust a perfect dayFeed animals in the zooThen laterA movie, too, and then homeOh, it's such a ...Read Full Lyrics

You know, man, when I was a young man in high schoolYou believe in or not, that I wanted to play football for the coachAnd all those older guysThey said that he was mean and cruel ...Read Full Lyrics

They call you ecstasyNothing ever sticks to youNot Velcro, not Scotch tapeNot my arms dipped in glueNot if I wrap myself in nylonA piece of duct tape down my backLove pierced the a...Read Full Lyrics

Just a perfect dayDrink Sangria in the parkAnd then laterWhen it gets dark, we go homeJust a perfect dayFeed animals in the zooThen laterA movie, too, and then homeOh, it's such a ...Read Full Lyrics

You know, man, when I was a young man in high schoolYou believe in or not, that I wanted to play football for the coachAnd all those older guysThey said that he was mean and cruel ...Read Full Lyrics

You can't have the flower without the rootYou can't have the fire without the sootEven a stripper needs her red tasseled suitAnd we were meant to beIn every war the North needs the...Read Full Lyrics

Holly came from Miami F.L.A.Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.Plucked her eyebrows on the wayShaved her legs and then he was a sheShe said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild sid...Read Full Lyrics

Harry was a rich young manWho would become a priestHe dug up his dear fatherWho was recently deceasedHe did it with tarot cardsAnd a mystically attuned mindAnd shortly thereAnd aft...Read Full Lyrics

All your two-bit friends they're shootin' you up with pillsThey said that it was good for you, that it would cure your illsI don't care just where it's atI'm just like an alley cat...Read Full Lyrics