Dipped In Vaseline Lyrics

Four little birdies in the back of the bar With three other suckers tryin' to get in their drawers Two seconds later I had my fist to his jaw 'Cause by one in the mornin' I'll be f...Read Full Lyrics

The road to the top, through crossguards and hard knocks Copper penny times and endless city blocks Thieves straight as they never been crooked rent-a-cops Shooting craps in the ba...Read Full Lyrics

All my friends and all my lovers are... Dead Some from cheap narcotics and others from... Lead The filthy rich and the dirt-dirt poor Are all the same when they can't take no more ...Read Full Lyrics

Who that dude sleepin' with ya girlfriend Gettin' nude and rude in your bed Same dude that your sister like Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right Who that man in the black Sedan With t...Read Full Lyrics

(Let me hit some, let me get some Let me hit some, let me get some) The ship's sinkin' and the captain's asleep Now I've been steady drinkin' since New Year's Eve I've got a ...Read Full Lyrics

I had a baby named Jane she could shake that thang Said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane She sang a soul train with her friend named Jen Her booty was bigger than a Merc...Read Full Lyrics

Liza was a lesbian who lived in the Bronx She used to make me dinner When the winter's were long Liza packed a pistol And a train to St. John A long lincoln contenential took a boa...Read Full Lyrics

It's Mickey Avalon here. Leading lambs to water. Ha. A little diddy about slipping out the back, when you're lover just wont let you be. Ha ha ha You know bout that. Yo, my woman w...Read Full Lyrics

For next to nothin' Your soul could be mine Now that I got your attention, look you dead in the eyes If you're gunna make a move, let it be quick Because the last mother fucker stu...Read Full Lyrics

I like a girl with caked up makeup In the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time Who wakes up to a bottle of wine on the nightstand Bites and scratches the blinds But I ain't...Read Full Lyrics