Distractions Lyrics

Fancy a big houseSome kids and a horseI can not quite, but nearlyGuarantee, a divorceI think that I love youI think that I doSo go on mister, make Miss me Mrs you.I love you, I lov...Read Full Lyrics

I lie awakeI've gone to groundI'm watching pornIn my hotel dressing gownNow I dream of youBut I still believeThere's only enough for one in this lonely hotel suiteThe journey's lon...Read Full Lyrics

Trash men didn't get my trash todayOh, whyBecause they want more payBuses on strike want a raise in fareSo they can help pollute the airBut that's what makes the world go 'roundThe...Read Full Lyrics

It's just a day like any other dayA beautiful day for an accident, let's sayYes it's just a day, like any other dayJust one step closer to the end of the buffetLa la la la la laLa ...Read Full Lyrics

Well well well Taskmaster burstThe bionic zit splitterBreakneck speedWe drown ten pints of bitterWe lean all dayAnd some say that ain't productiveBut that depends upon the demon th...Read Full Lyrics

Fancy a big houseSome kids and a horseI can not quite, but nearlyGuarantee, a divorceI think that I love youI think that I doSo go on mister, make Miss me Mrs you.I love you, I lov...Read Full Lyrics

Wait in line'Till your timeTicking clockEveryone stopEveryone's saying different things to meDifferent things to meEveryone's saying different things to meDifferent things to meWho...Read Full Lyrics

A thousand eyesAnd still no sightThe people I know, they won't let it showAs we dance on the edgeThe people I know, they don't let it showWhen we fall from the edgeNow there's a sw...Read Full Lyrics

I lie awakeI've gone to groundI'm watching pornIn my hotel dressing gownNow I dream of youBut I still believeThere's only enough for one in this lonely hotel suiteThe journey's lon...Read Full Lyrics

You take a stroll into the morning sunYou make a Happy Meal a portion for oneYou steal the wallet of a man with a gunYou make this seem like a whole lot of funYeah you doYou'll mak...Read Full Lyrics