Do I Look Like A Slut? Lyrics

Princeton: Say, Kate, can I ask you a question? Kate Monster: Sure! Princeton: Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs? Kate Monster: Uh huh. Princeton: Well, he's Trekkie Mons...Read Full Lyrics

Rod: It sure can get lonely at night. Nicky, you awake? Nicky: Uh Is that a unicorn? Rod: Uh. He's talking in his sleep again Nicky: No I'll wear the purple shoes at... Who pain...Read Full Lyrics

Princeton: Why does everything have to be so hard? Gary coleman: Maybe you'll never find your purpose. Christmas eve: Lots of people don't. Princeton: But then- I don't know why...Read Full Lyrics

Brian: I'm not wearing underwear today, No I'm not wearing underwear today Not that you probably care Much about my underwear Still none the less I gotta say That I'm not wearing u...Read Full Lyrics

Kate monster: I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then. Nicky: What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again! Princeton: I wish I ...Read Full Lyrics

Gary: Right now you are down and out And feelin' really crappy. Nikki: I'll say. Gary: And when I see how sad you are, It sorta makes me happy. Nikki: Happy? Gary: Sorry Nikki....Read Full Lyrics

Rod Ohhhh... I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada. She couldn't be sweeter I wish you could meet her, My girlfriend who lives in Canada! Her name...Read Full Lyrics

Princeton: Purpose. It's that little flame That lights a fire Under your ass. Ha! Purpose. It keeps you going strong Like a car with a full Tank of gas. Everyone else has a purpos...Read Full Lyrics

Christmas Eve: How much do we get? Princeton: Boy, it's not very much at all, is it? Brian: Never say never, Princeton, there's still One more person we have to hit up! Trekkie ...Read Full Lyrics

Kate Monster: Princeton. He likes me. I think he likes me. Does does he 'like me' like me, Like I like him? Will we be friends, Or something more? I think he's interested, But I'm...Read Full Lyrics