Do It Yourself Lyrics

Drag the lake, Charlie Charlie, drag the lake Lester didn't come home last night And Wanda's all irate Better keep your fingers crossed And hope we find him drowned Wanda's g...Read Full Lyrics

Moon beams we can dream on, at the setting of the sun And the stars we can wish upon, when the working man is done Sunsets we could cry over, have our trouble's on the run But more...Read Full Lyrics

I see you watching me--your eyes are just like glue Stuck like glue to every foolish thing I say and do There's a safer distance still not out of touch If daddy's quiet, it prob...Read Full Lyrics

Flowers flying cross the room Vases smashed against the floor Said "I'd rather be alone Take your chocolates and go home" Be my valentine Be my valentine Be my valentine They say...Read Full Lyrics

Bottles falling in a dumpster send a stale smell rising Through a sickening summer haze To the rhythm of a boot-heeled hipster cowgirl’s Clunky sashay of shame Mundane mayhem...Read Full Lyrics

First air of autumn up your nose Popcorn, heavy hairspray, nylon pantyhose Please stand and bow your heads and pray you don’t get old The nurture and the admonition of your kind...Read Full Lyrics

You were talkin' on that cell phone, driving your Mercedes way too fast All of the sudden there was this dial tone, you hit the pylons on the overpass And your whole life passed ...Read Full Lyrics

Kim said, "Jimmy, you better get yourself Op off of that raggedy couch I'm too pretty to work and I'm tired Of you uglying up my house" Jimmy said, "Baby, the guys at the top...Read Full Lyrics

I can tell by her lips she's got fucked up teeth She's got a banged up grill like she just hit a deer In a while she'll go down in a tent with a bloke You know what they say abo...Read Full Lyrics

I got green and I got blues And everyday there's a little less difference between the two. So I belly-up and disappear. Well I ain't really drowning 'cause I see the beach from her...Read Full Lyrics