Do Not Go To Tennessee Lyrics

(Hank Card) We'd like to set the record straight by singing of the newt For newts are open-minded; they are flexible and cute A newt can breathe in water and a newt can breathe on ...Read Full Lyrics

On Deadman's Curve I used to shut 'em down, I had the hottest muscle car in my hometown I could burn rubber in all four gears, But I haven't done that in a million years Hey...Read Full Lyrics

(Hank Card/Kristen Nelson) Darling, do you talk to Irving when you're here alone? What are all these calls to Irvine on the telephone? Just then that phone rang; as I picked it up ...Read Full Lyrics

The curtain of darkness is fallin? And my friends are all here at my side. Are those the sweet voices of angels As I rise on that heavenly tide? All hearts overflowin? with sadnes...Read Full Lyrics

You drive your car in, pull it up on the rack You promise me faithlessly that you'll be back I wait in the pit, it's the fate I have earned For believing some day you'll return ...Read Full Lyrics

(Hank Card/Conrad Deisler The dollar is falling on the japanese market The Nikei industrial average is shooting up like a rocket Nervous investors satisfying their craving for yen ...Read Full Lyrics

(Hank Card/Conrad Deisler) We had a little quarrel, she and I She told me just to curl up and die I crept out to drown my sorrows At a joint called no tomorrows Where the old man c...Read Full Lyrics

(Emily Kaitz) My Daddy was a man of letters My Mama was a head of state And when they got their chromosomes together They gave me all of their recessive traits I'm an embarrassment...Read Full Lyrics

Texas is a big state, north to south and east to west Alaska doesn't really count, we're bigger than the rest You can waltz across it, though, so grab your yellow rose And si...Read Full Lyrics

It's been five years since we had a raise in pay And they disallowed my business lunches today Somebody must have changed the rules of the game So we've found a convenient scape...Read Full Lyrics