Do You Even Lift Bro? Lyrics

Heurghhha Im either drunk high or about to die Im thinking can i survive the next 30 seconds of my life Im getting desperate, how did i end up in this mess Im always making b...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] When I was a young boy, my step-dad said to me Please stop wearing girls jeans, and give your room a clean But Nigel, I can't do what you request of me This path I have...Read Full Lyrics

Some call me the messiah, others call me just a man But no matter If you worship me or wanna tear me down I'm gonna leave you trembling FEAR ME Come at me IRL FEAR ME I'm gon...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah, we did it Lonely Island It's ChuggaBoom [Chorus] I just had sex, and it felt so good (felt so good) A woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had sex,...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I know I've reached the end I am the deliverer of many different kinds of words Sometimes profanity about humanity This isn't fair, I want this to end Or sometimes ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Triangles, triangles everywhere Silhouttes of Doritos in my brain New world order, a secretive power elite This all-encompassing propaganda, it's taking over Chemi...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Yeah! Come on, oh! [Verse 1] So here we go again, another verse about how we are back (About how we are back) The last song of the record sound very similar to the f...Read Full Lyrics

So tasty I made some popcorn froms scratch And now it's time to sit down and watch some TV! Flip through the channels, find nothing Resort to find a new show on Netflix! The...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm bored today, so I find a game to play now Angry today so I find someone to blame now Scrolling through the list of thousands Spending hours at a time Playing onl...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Stop being a bitch, you're not a unique unicorn No, the world doesn't revolve around you Why are you so offended? Fuck it, I'm offended That you find me offensive, st...Read Full Lyrics