Doghouse Lyrics

Why do I daydream, why do I get my hopes up at all? I've been living this Walter Mitty life for too long Somebody save me, I'm a prisoner of my own fear Sometimes fantasy is the on...Read Full Lyrics

Flatulation punctuates the still night air And I thank god you're here I queefed - Enjoy Make the most of my butt-toast Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy The laces of my shoes unlo...Read Full Lyrics

If it was for me I thought it would come so easy I never realized Life's just a series of lows and highs I just wanna create It doesn't matter how I do it Nobody ever said There...Read Full Lyrics

Got up this morning to make some coffee Everything sucks today Prayed someone hired a hitman to off me Everything sucks today Got up on the wrong side of life this morning Nothin t...Read Full Lyrics

Eunuch boy, eunuch boy Thought a lawnmover was another toy Don't laugh at him cause he can't piss straight He can't even masturbate Got no gonads, only two sockets Got no bulge in ...Read Full Lyrics

(Lyrics and Music by T. Lombardo) All I want is some Good Clean Fun All I want is some Good Clean Fun You can freak out, you can shoot up You can fall down, you can self-destruct J...Read Full Lyrics

Money, it'll feed my tummy But it, will never feed my soul Where my soul should me There's a hole in me I can't live from 9 to 5 That's not enough to keep me alive Gotta have a fa...Read Full Lyrics

When I get the time I'd like to sit down Just a couple few And write a little rhyme for you What you mean to me I'd tell you Yeah! I'd love to sit down and write a little rhyme f...Read Full Lyrics

(Lyrics and Music by B. Stevenson) * I know a place, up in the air It's not very far, I've been there before I know a place, cool and warm Cooling my blood, warming my heart ** So ...Read Full Lyrics

I can't believe what you just said You'd sell your soul for a dollar bill I can see the signs in your eyes The signs that make an honest man lie You've got green on your mind No...Read Full Lyrics