"Don't Eat There" Lyrics

[includes a quote from If I Were King Of The Forest (Harburg/Arlen)] Dick: (Snorks) Howard: "Not duke, not queen, but king." You haven't lost your touch, Gnarler, you can snort wi...Read Full Lyrics

Fz: Ladies and gentlemen, Watch Ruth! All through this film Ruth has been thinkin': "What can I possibly do That will amaze everyone? " I think she's come up with the answer, Just ...Read Full Lyrics

Doreen, don't make me wait 'til tomorrow, oh no Please darling, let me love you tonight and it'll be alright You can't make me say I don't want to, oh no My heart is burning with l...Read Full Lyrics

Special delivery, registered mail (Oh no) You're gonna have to sign for this, buddy (Oh no) Come on outta there, ya little sumbitch, I know you're in there (Oh no) Goddam little co...Read Full Lyrics

Once upon a time, a record company had A&R people in it who would take a chance, make a decision, use their gut reaction, sign a group, and see what they could do with it. Okay? Th...Read Full Lyrics

Harry: Jesus, that was terrific! I've never experienced anything quite like that in a theater before! How 'bout you, rhonda? Rhonda: You're a worm, harry. Drop dead. God, you're...Read Full Lyrics

There's a ship arriving too late To save a drowning witch She was swimmin' along Tryin' to keep a date With a Merchant Marine Who told her he was really rich But it doesn't matter ...Read Full Lyrics

Larry: Drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in! John: So when she's beating him over the nose with a tire iron. and then we both jump away and disappear, and the ...Read Full Lyrics

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) George duke (keyboards, synthesizer, vocals) Tom fowler (bass) Ruth underwood (percussion) Jeff simmons (rhythm guitar, vocals) Don preston (synth...Read Full Lyrics

Whoever we are, wherever we're from, we shoulda noticed by now our behaviour is dumb And if our chances expect to improve it's gonna take a lot more than tryin' to remove the other...Read Full Lyrics