Don't Make Us Kick Your Ass Lyrics

PC Speaker:LOLOLOL, bitch, I came in your face,yeah, I know it stings like mace,but get the fuck up out my place,when my ballzack, is bouncin off your buttcrackyou get a sperm atta...Read Full Lyrics

PC Speaker:in my world, Linux never existed,Linus Torvalds was born disfigured,it was too much for his parents to take,so they locked him in the car and then they pushed it in a la...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday I'm hunting for a T-bone-ant but he outsmarts me day after dayTogether with his friends they laugh at me and I can almost hear them sayOooohhh isn'€™t he a poor Aardvark...Read Full Lyrics

You close your eyes when our lips collideYou keep me warm when I get insideYour tender smile and warm embrace perfect bodyYou're my amazing graceWhen we get close and I feel our lo...Read Full Lyrics

Walkin down the street late one nightIt came from up above it was a big red lightIt went so fast I couldn't believe my eyesIt was a UFO that came up from the skyFour green women as...Read Full Lyrics

Way down in the jungle of Bambooland There's a place so wild you just can't stand Spider-monkeys swinging in the top of the trees And the crocodiles are rocking in the Crockodile-c...Read Full Lyrics

Bat Attack When I went for a treasury hunt in a place far far away I really had a scary nightmare for the time I went to stay I thought I could find it in a place called Devil's Ca...Read Full Lyrics

Walking through dark deserted streets no one here to seeDoors are slamming, windows yearning, clacking are my kneesA howling wolf is the only sight of life that's goin roundThe sca...Read Full Lyrics

Wherever I come bad luck is coming my wayWherever I go hard luck is there to stayIf I say yes people laugh and say I'm madIf I say no they get furious and I get saidGoodluck never ...Read Full Lyrics

It's a cold dark and lonely nightI'm shaking and I'm waiting ‘till the morning lightI'm lost can't find my way back homeIt's just me and myself sleeping under a treeWe both ar...Read Full Lyrics