Don't Phunk With My Heart Lyrics

Crystal clear are theday to daymelodies around usor delayedBut the phonograph still spinsand the way things should have beennow there's nothing left at allto recognizeWell this use...Read Full Lyrics

The halo bendersHeaven sendersVirtuous for a week or twoThen sell your goody two shoesCan't keep a perfect tanThe halo bendersAsk yourself whyCan't tell you whyNo reason whyIt's th...Read Full Lyrics

You're a glass eyed tigerI'm a rusty fire hydrantYou're a freshly widowed spiderI'm an awkward silenceYou've got sand in your swimsuitI've got a missing toothYou took the last piec...Read Full Lyrics

Snake handler, faith healerlawyer, doctor, sword swallowerchild psychologist, amateur pornographerSales associateSix percent commissionDo you have our club membership?Can I tell yo...Read Full Lyrics

you used to be my friendyou used to be my girlyou used to rule my worldbut now you're too cool for meyou used to beused to be someone cool to meyou used to hold my handyou used to ...Read Full Lyrics

teenage punks on talk shows are really fun to seeit's right up there with incest and midget wrestlingthey wear their punk rock hairdosthey wear their punk rock clotheswhen somebody...Read Full Lyrics

we sit here alonewe torture ourselveswe think about how we got herewe stare at the starsremember the pastwe linger and long for it to come back AGAIN!!singing please, please come b...Read Full Lyrics

hey girl!tell me something.is this what you really,pictured it would be like?you called me over.you must want something.so then tell mewhy are youdriving with both windows closed? ...Read Full Lyrics

caught in a lighthousecovered in sandsift through the dark (or door)reach for your handgive me a reasonto step out in the same (or sand)while you're smoking cigarettessomebody comf...Read Full Lyrics

Tiptoe through the windowBy the window, that is where I'll beCome tiptoe through the tulips with meOh, tiptoe from the gardenBy the garden of the willow treeAnd tiptoe through the ...Read Full Lyrics