Don't Serve Beans Lyrics

I told you I'd leave some flairs on In case you ever wanted to find my home You frowned and said well the dang Law should arrest ya Now this old house keeps falling apart So I wen...Read Full Lyrics

(James Beavers/Steven Beavers/Barry Poole) Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a mess, My wife run off with my tv set, Didn't bother me none that she had to go, 'Cept I's gonna miss all my...Read Full Lyrics

I’m his biggest fan, since I heard “The Dance” His music’s meant the world to me ‘Cept that Chris Gaines CD Since he’s been gone, it’s been too long Since I’ve hear...Read Full Lyrics

With so much drama in the L-B-C It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G But I, I somehow, some way-hay Keep comin up funky ass shit man every single day, and Can I kick a little so...Read Full Lyrics

She's been playin' them low life honky tonks for thirty years in Texas. She's sick and tired of all them Reba songs they keep requestin'. She's about to lose her voice, her hair's ...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of "Goodbye Earl" by Dixie Chicks (Dennis Linde) emi Blackwood Music, Inc. On behalf of itself and Rising Gorge music (Bmi) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus ...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)...Read Full Lyrics

Christopher Clark, Of Music (Ascap) Hankenstein Midnight in Montgomery Full moon shining on a shack Where a country music legend is about to be brought back Cledus got the idea f...Read Full Lyrics

Richard Fagan-Chris Clark At the Christmas pot luck dinner At the Holy Roller Hall They don't allow no drinkin Of any alch-ee-hol So my Aunt Hazel makes a juice Without the use of...Read Full Lyrics

They talk way too much Spin music way too little And what they usually play Ain't really all that great What's up dj Seems all you play Each and every day When I turn it on It's th...Read Full Lyrics