Don't Tread On Me Lyrics

Once, there was a Willie, and he could seeThat there was a Shorty, and he could see.You could, you could tell that Shorty wouldn't always be short, so he said "Protect yourself, Sh...Read Full Lyrics

Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Step right up and you will see on displaya collection of some of the stranges specimens ever gatheredtogether -- both LIVE and preserved.You will see the incre...Read Full Lyrics

HermanHermanHerman isn't happyHerman isn't wellHerman is an albinoNot that you could tell.HermanHermanHerman is dirtyHerman is coldHerman is thirty andWishes he was oldBut he isn't...Read Full Lyrics

Sneering at the leering ladyas she stares and squirmsAt Wanda with her saintly smileand living wig of wormsI like to watch their faces fallas we disgust and shame themSeeking sucke...Read Full Lyrics

Ho ho ho I'm Jello Jack the jolly boneless boy.I live inside a jar beside the rooster boy named Roy.They pour me out upon a platform and the people stareAt eyeballs in a pool of fl...Read Full Lyrics

Seeing that his eyes were empty under half closed lids,Made it all the more disturbing knowing Benny hidA bump that looked like clods of dirt inside a sickly lungThat barely peeked...Read Full Lyrics

Mickey the mumbling midgetwas ten years old todayMickey the mumbling midgetsomehow ran awayMickey the mumbling midgetwas not in his cageMickey the mumbling midgetsoon would need a ...Read Full Lyrics

Winters comingdays die shortat the end of autumns reignhunger becomes ravenoushibernation never waitssoon the silent slumberfor now october's feastfearless and gracefulcrashing thr...Read Full Lyrics

On the way to Oklahoma, I turned into a catMy true love was a Tiger, I'm sure you can see thatI called the tiger Dolly, it was my mother's nameOn the way to Oklahoma you finally be...Read Full Lyrics

He wasn't dreaming,When he started screaming“He touched my penis,And it went away”Removing his pants, heHeld in his hand, theShriveled up gland, heSaid was a fake“He silently...Read Full Lyrics