Donald Where's Yer Troosers? Lyrics

I recall back in '79 i was just a wee kid livin' in a dive Didn't drink, didn't dance, didn't ever smoke hash But it changed when i heard the clash And you know i needed more so i ...Read Full Lyrics

Go on get lost & join a punkrock band Quit your school, give up your job And live in a stinky van They won't let you take it easy You don't wanna get it slow Now you gotta get 'che...Read Full Lyrics

Up over the hills lads, there's nothing to fear There's a pub they say across the way With whisky and beer It's a lengthy journey on the way up To the top But it ain't so bad if yo...Read Full Lyrics

You make me feel like my first hangover You're touchin' me like the very worst time An' I feel nothin' for tomorrows pain And I've learned my lesson.... Again I do the unoccasiona...Read Full Lyrics

Someone just yesterday morning Walked up to me and they said Sing me a song about roses And I’ll be your friend for life. So I softly whispered, my darling Close your eyes for a...Read Full Lyrics

I hate my band they are what I am They're filthy deceitful from fire to pan And when I look back on what they've done to my life They've cost me my dog, my job, and my wife I hate...Read Full Lyrics

I love a lassie, A bonnie, bonnie lassie, She's as sweet as the heather in the dell, She's as sweet as the heather, The bonnie bloomin' heather, Mary, my Scotch Bluebell. Well, I ...Read Full Lyrics

Do I remember not so many years ago Me & the young Mckenzies skulkin' at the whisky store Just wee nippers (sippers) much too young to buy a dram We came up with a daring plan & pu...Read Full Lyrics

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet Then...Read Full Lyrics

McTavish worked the factory a common workin' lad Not much to look forward to 'cept drink and being bad He'd show up at the bar and spend his money on the booze Spend the night comp...Read Full Lyrics