Douche Crew Lyrics

I woke up, can't wait to eat Got my cereal, boy was I beat Opened the fridge, and to my dismay There was no milk, my mother will pay I want some milk, my coffee grows cold I want ...Read Full Lyrics

Can't take it, never could Time to end it, wish you would Friends and family, they're all gone Life for you is just a con Dig yourself a hole in the ground Push up daisies six feet...Read Full Lyrics

You think that, you're really hardYou think, that you can moshGot your suspenders, and got your bootsYou'd better wear armor, you fuckin' foolWE MOSH, until we dieWE MOSH, until yo...Read Full Lyrics

It doesn't matter how you wear your hairIt's what's inside your headUnited Forces stand for all strong and fairBlack, white and yellow and redUNITED (forces) UNITED (forces) UNITED...Read Full Lyrics

Chromatic DeathChromatic Death...Read Full Lyrics

Going out to drink beerHaving loads and loads of funDon't complain spring break is hereHanging out in P+G's[CHORUS]Pi Alpha NuPi Alpha NuHangin' in the trippin' fieldsJumpin' into ...Read Full Lyrics

IRVING!!, WHERE ARE MY MAXI PADS??HELP ME FIND THEM BEFORE I PAINT THE WHOLE HOUSE RED!!You men have it soooo easy...I wish that you could feel this just once...I'M PASSING CLOTS T...Read Full Lyrics

You see them in the frontAt every fuckin' showFist banging maniacsWith heads that move so slowWho wants to see a fistRight in their fucking faceThey should learn to moshOr leave th...Read Full Lyrics

The atmosphere is breaking upSunlight starts to burn my skinLosing weight but I swellWish I'd die and leave this hellCannot stop no turning backRays that burn my front and backOur ...Read Full Lyrics

He's Dead....Read Full Lyrics