Douche Bag Lyrics

Dadee da da Da da da Chillin in my house With my moomoo on My couch is covered in plastic Just wanna keep the liquid & food off the fabric Take a gander at my nick nacks Preicou...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Oh, oh [Verse] R- r- r- roll up to the party with my crazy pink wig But I can't get through the door because my booty's too big One percent is human, ninety-nine is ...Read Full Lyrics

I woke up on the wrong side of the floor My clothes still smell like the night before Where am I? Why am I talking to myself? (Self) I'm like a fat-kid running through a candy ...Read Full Lyrics

Red suit with the thong underneath I've got the taste of Mccain's old dick in my teeth I was the governor, but I decided to quit Alaska's cold as fuck and it's boring as shit Ga-ga...Read Full Lyrics

Ohohohoh I'm in love with fupa's, fupa's. Ohohohoh I'm in love with fupa's, fupa's Fupa's! Fupa's-as fupas! Fupa-as Fupas! Fupa-as fupa's! Nom nom When she walks towards me, I a...Read Full Lyrics

Nerds are crying Dorks are dying Fat cat ladies going insane There all screaming What do we do While they tumblr all there pain When will Harry fuck Hermionie When did Ron get so f...Read Full Lyrics

[Mom - Mrs. Dawson] Did you get your d-ck stuck in the blue-ray player again? [Dr. Johnson] No – no Mrs. Dawson it's Doctor Johnson. [Mom - Mrs. Dawson] Oh sorry I thought it w...Read Full Lyrics

If I'm immature And I'm insecure And you don't like me And you're not quiet sure Just go, Oh You see my face In your rear view mirror We can't look ahead Cause the grass...Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas time And Santa's here Making the children smile But he's just a pedophile, So you better watch your child Christmas trees in every house Covered in shiny lights But...Read Full Lyrics

I'm running out of time, I hope that I can save you somehow, If I, If I had super powers, I'd save the world and you would be mine, mine. Have no fear, You're hero is here, My sup...Read Full Lyrics