Doug Stamper (Advice Raps) Lyrics

[Verse 1] Started life as a Christian I was enticed by religion To spark a spiritual life that was missing As an acolyte A white Jesus had me actin' right Chasing the thought...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Method Man) [Intro: Open Mike Eagle] I ain't never ate like this before You don’t understand You don't know what I've been through Naw mean? You ’bout to go abov...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] One two And I check one two And I check three four as well I'm 'bout to check five six Better make sure all that shit is in sequence [Verse 1] Yeah They say do yo...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] The door is unlocked. Who was here? (What?) [Verse 1: MC Paul Barman] You boys are a waste of my resources Pray, what's the recourse if you betray where the tree fort...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1: Open Mike Eagle] Eat after dinner, sleep like I'm dumb I think like a winner, but I eat like a bum So my visions get weird, my dreams weigh a ton Sometimes a clue to ...Read Full Lyrics

[Hook] Cause there is something I should let you know It's my birthday and I'm four years old [Verse 1] Let's start a chart Let's have a sing-a-long If you don't feel it th...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm not a fan of Sinatra I busted out the waiting room With a glance at the doctor They caught me at the ocean Holding hands with a lobster Other hand full of vodka...Read Full Lyrics

[Open Mike Eagle] They wrote us a plan They dotted the I's They wrote on our hands that this is not a surprise Every line is a lie Except that one above Keep an eye on the sk...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] (Don't even look at me) I'm just a garbage man Working in my garden With heart in hand Watching the harvest of Artistland The new plants want the same thing That s...Read Full Lyrics

[Hook] Whether it's the weekend or weekday night You know the Swim Team's gonna rock until ya go home [Verse 1: Sahtyre] Show's over (Lights out) If I don't know ya (Bye n...Read Full Lyrics