Down at the Ol' Five and Dime Lyrics

Sally:Come on, Jimmy, Come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally!Come on, Jimmy, Come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally!Come on, Jimmy, Come on, Jimmy, suck it down for Sally!Come on, ...Read Full Lyrics

Sally:Smoke the marijuanaSail the sea of sinReach a hot nirvanaTremble from withinAll:Serve your appetite! Plan to stay the night!Jimmy:I am standing at temptation's doorI have nev...Read Full Lyrics

Jesus:I floated down from Heaven when I heard a lamb had strayedLook at you, Jim, your brain has turned to marmaladeI'm here to help you, Jimmy, and return you to the foldTry filli...Read Full Lyrics

Mary:The service today was really exciting!Yahweh was mad, and did plenty of smiting!With locusts and plagues, and little green froggiesAll that and more thundered down from the sk...Read Full Lyrics

Mary Jane, oh, Mary JaneYou crumpled me like cellophaneYou stirred me up like beef chow meinYou wreck me, Mary JaneMary Jane, oh, Mary JaneYou conquered me like CharlemagnePleasure...Read Full Lyrics

She's kissing herself in the mirrorWhatever you say, she can't hear yaShe'll be chasing the teens and dodging the queensTonight is her night, and she's gotta be seenJohnny's dresse...Read Full Lyrics

Ralph:Little Mary Sunshine with her hem cut so lowLittle Mary Sunshine with her ducks in a row(Mary: it burns my lungs)Little Mary Sunshine needs a change in her life(Mary: My head...Read Full Lyrics

Mary:We are just like Romeo and JulietWe're happy, young and...hemorrhaging bloodDid you get to read the ending?Was it perfect?Did they love until they got old?Jimmy:"It was beauti...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy:Remember me, Ralph? I'm about to fryRalph:"Shut up!"Jimmy:While you and your friends stand idly byMy life is a ticking bombI'm gonna miss my senior prom!You murdered me, Ralp...Read Full Lyrics

Mae:The tragic victim of drug abuseHas now been spared for a higher useJimmy:They were ready to cook my gooseBut God had other plansFDR:"He works in mysterious ways, Jimmy."Jimmy:I...Read Full Lyrics