Down for the Count Lyrics

Intro: Die-LawnTonsils, hockey.Tonsils, hockey.Tonsils, hockey.Hockey, tonsils.Tonsil hockey.Verse One: NewmanMy favorite game is tonsil hockey,I love girls but I can't keep em off...Read Full Lyrics

Backseat of your family station wagon Listenin' to mom 100 years of solitude And only 12 years old God make up your mind God make up your mind Do you wanna play fair Should I take...Read Full Lyrics

The water in the lake looked so sanitary and nice.It looked much better than the pool or sitting on blocks of ice.Besides the pool was crowded and too small to fit a canoe.And camp...Read Full Lyrics

Jimmy cried for two days in a tent of isolation and protection.Otherwise known as a pine tree with a towel hanging over its projection.There was nothing we could really do until Di...Read Full Lyrics

furueru karada o sotto osae tonari de nemuru tenshi no kao o nozoita mita koto mo nai seijaku to chinmoku no naka de me ni yakitsuita hikari ni unasarete ashita mo kono yozora ni i...Read Full Lyrics

So-and-so, how are you? How is your day so far? How was your weekend? So-and-so, what else is new? See any new movies? Drink any alcohol? I do the same shit almost every single day...Read Full Lyrics

The voices laughing togetherDrifting in the windTheglittering setting sun is a promise for tomorrowIfound youBy the light of the moonThe fading dream ofa time that's lost its lustr...Read Full Lyrics

Holy man to be,Can you fill your life with laughterHoly man to be,Why do you sit alone,Holy man to be,You've designed into a martyr,Holy man to be,Why you are aloneTo escape this w...Read Full Lyrics

There's so much craziness surrounding me There's so much going on it gets hard to breathe All my faith has gone you bring it back to me You make it real for me Well I'm not sure of...Read Full Lyrics

Size of the mosquito bite on her faceSwelled up to the size of a great big biteLike a boxer after a fightShe won't go out see her friendsSay they don't love her anymoreShe's insecu...Read Full Lyrics