Dragon In My Wagon Lyrics

Every one of these jokes is better than the next. I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me. Two hats were on a hat rack. One said, "You hang here I'l...Read Full Lyrics

Five fruit flies flew through three fields, Thirsty for free flower meals. One fruit fly thought, "It's too far, And hopped a ride inside a car." Four fruit flies flew throug...Read Full Lyrics

Gary the ghost, He liked to make toast, Even though he couldn't eat it. It smelled really yummy, Put a smile in his tummy, Even though he couldn't feed it. That first nig...Read Full Lyrics

My dog doesn't have a tail, But I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what. My dog doesn't have a tail, But I'll tell you what, He wags his butt. He wags his butt when I get ho...Read Full Lyrics

I'll always be right here for you. I'll always be right here for you. I'll always be right here for you, So I hope you never need me someplace else. I'll always be right here...Read Full Lyrics

Honey Bear, Honey Bear, Honey Bear. What are you doing in your underwear? I'm getting dressed for a new day. I hope it goes my way, But if it doesn't that's OK. Sometimes,...Read Full Lyrics

I don't like it when people repeat themselves. (Repeat themselves.) I don't like it when people repeat themselves. (Repeat themselves, themselves.) I don't like it, No, I don'...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Heidi the cross-eyed opossum, She just can't seem to uncross 'em, But we all think she's awesome. Heidi the cross-eyed opossum. [Verse 1] Once a butterfly landed o...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Today for show-and-tell, I'm so excited I might yell. Can't wait to show you; it's so cool. I went to Grandma's yesterday, Worked in her garden the whole day. She l...Read Full Lyrics

I had a frog, a very quiet frog, it never even laughed when I joked. (Bum bum bum) I had a frog, a very quiet frog, 'til one day it suddenly croaked. (Bum bum) I had a frog, ...Read Full Lyrics