Drink Beer Lyrics

"Ladies and Gentlemen, due to illness, tonight the part of Denis Leary, will be played by Denis Leary. And now welcome Denis Leary." Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. And...Read Full Lyrics

Elvis and I order Domino's Pizza with extra cheese Suckin' down Formula 44D Elvis and I put on diapers and extra sheer pantyhose We never argue or overdose He says, "Do I look fat ...Read Full Lyrics

I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming cheese burger and a butt at ...Read Full Lyrics

And I'll tell you something else right now. I have the solution to the drug problem in this country. Nobody wants to hear it, but I have it. Not less drugs, more drugs. Get more dr...Read Full Lyrics

Life's gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up, when you grow up Life's gonna suck when you grow up, it sucks pretty bad right now Hey, if you know the words, sing along You'...Read Full Lyrics

I have no head for figures My hands cannot explain Endangered animals and acid rain I see dead rivers running dry I see the activists who march and cry How they cry singin' Why mus...Read Full Lyrics

We did it all. We did whatever we could get our hands on back in the seventies. We did fucking handfuls of mushrooms, pills, Ludes, coke. Whatever it was, we just fucking swallowed...Read Full Lyrics

Denis Leary/Adam Roth) Everything is horrible, yeah, really really really terrible I'm really depressed, I'm really downtrodden I'm downtrodden square uh-huh The whole world is doo...Read Full Lyrics

Denis Leary/Chris Phillips) They come over here and they take all our land They chop of our heads and they boil them in oil Our children are leaving and we have no heads We drink a...Read Full Lyrics

I want you to get a gun And head on down to Washington I want you to climb up high High in the sky and shoot them all Th-th-they don't deserve to live What did they every give...Read Full Lyrics