Drowning in a Daydream Lyrics

I tried to fuck a stapler last Monday nightBut it snapped shut on my penis it held on fucking tightSo I went to the surgery to show them what was caughtBut the nurses just laughed ...Read Full Lyrics

Embrace your self pity in the mirror.And the shards of shattered dreams,Are picked up to hopeless ends.Cutting the stem like that wilted sence of passion.Footsteps can't retrace th...Read Full Lyrics

Take a rain check on my lifeAnd realise I'm not so decisiveAs I first thoughtAs I wished I wasMaybe one day ill look backAnd think I wasn't such a geekBut then I wouldn’t be fill...Read Full Lyrics

None of the girls I know think I'm sexyEven the geeks and the nerds get more sex than meIt's so unfairIt's so unfairI sniff my sisters underwearIt's not my fault that I don't get o...Read Full Lyrics

I don't know whyGirls don't like meMaybe it's 'cosI'm too fucking frightening Maybe one day I'll get laid andmaybe that day won't be too far away I know I'm not that handsomeI know...Read Full Lyrics

The food is crapthe teachers just don't have the knackto teach meTill they realise that being stupid is a disability I don't think you understand me when I sayLeave me alone I wann...Read Full Lyrics

A friend in needIs a friend indeedThat’s fine Just get the fuck away from meHe says I Should get good marksSo I can get a shitty jobIn life Why should I listen to himBecause shee...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah yeah yeah Its some fine revolution And there's nobody can keep you down I've paid to you bitch now love me, yeah Coz that's the way it is now Hey hey hey Do you know where yo...Read Full Lyrics

Tonight we all smell the same In the dark we look cool So it's safe to turn off your brain And what was that? I'm so really really really I'm Something else completely Can't hear ...Read Full Lyrics

A long time agoI lost my heart you took my soulEverything I took for grantedNow there's nothing left it's out the doorThe hardest thing for me was notThat you said it was overBut h...Read Full Lyrics