Drunken Lament Lyrics

Oh... hello Hi, you must be new. I guess at least, you're new to me. Saw you unpacking your car, so I said to myself 'Maybe I should help her out' Since we're neighbors now And al...Read Full Lyrics

They page Party Guy, he pages them back with the number where's at, they let the phone ring 'Til Party Guy picks it up and says, "Behind Burger King" Should they make another run? ...Read Full Lyrics

Why should I watch Matt Damon cry without her at my side? I pined as days went by, but now it's fine 'Cause in the end, we're such close friends, sugar-n-spice, and since then Ther...Read Full Lyrics

You'll never hear this song You'll never see the movie in my head But you infest my sleep, and your figure creeps Through my walls and hums above my bed I know your name, and t...Read Full Lyrics

Hello, my name is your T. V. We've been together so long So many memories We solved so many problems Situated comedies I fed you ads and movie stars And you always fell asleep In m...Read Full Lyrics

There's a star at the edge of the field where we kiss Where I hold you and tell you I love you And that star shine's it's light Through this young boy's window every night As I lay...Read Full Lyrics

I'm sick of the humdruming white breaded meat It grill marks my brain with it's hamburger beat Give me Mr. Fuji and paper mashay Just an ocean away Let's go to Japan I'm not jokin...Read Full Lyrics

Laundry Girl, your eyes like apple trees, your voice like sprayed Febreeze You had the cleanest dirty laundry that a Laundromat had ever seen Laundry Girl, you said that I should ...Read Full Lyrics

Manta rays above us In the open sea I wonder if you think of me. Now we're swimming deeper Nothing's as it seems Creatures sailing silently. Or so I've dreamed Since I met you I'...Read Full Lyrics

Love me cancerously Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea. 'High maintenance' means You're a gluttonous queen. Narcissistic and mean. Kill me romantically. Fill my soul with vomit, T...Read Full Lyrics