!Ed Buys Houses! Lyrics

Caught me shoegazing like some lo-fi band, A desperate beer in each one of my hands, I’ll dance the night away to prove it’s great. Ten minutes later, repetitive lines, Val...Read Full Lyrics

I want to learn math again Just to feel better than My socially adjusted friends And get a 95 percent Tiny plastic polygons I'm building things that aren't real - Endless s...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] It pains me to say but Maybe I'll grow out of it (outgrown, outgrown, out of it) I’m a businessman I don’t waste time on any shit (don't waste time, don't waste t...Read Full Lyrics

Flying around a corner Scrutinizing all the screens That you’re on, well naturally I want to know your secret You figured out a something That you are now expressing Thro...Read Full Lyrics

JK I’m not depressed I’d rather sleep in All day till I’m dead And all the arachnids I’m supposed to eat by accident Miraculously exit, Crawl out my underbite And I wa...Read Full Lyrics

Sixty-five miles an hour I'm not home yet Telephone poles get Blurred together, in gray weather Till they look like crucifixes Until something in me thinks if I was nimble en...Read Full Lyrics

It's afternoon, I'm feeling sick I'm spewing stupid rhetoric I'm starting shit on Post Aesthetics Like a fucking lunatic I’m home alone, I’m making jokes I’m drowning ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'll be honest It's been for days And I've been using rhymes on Rutherford B. Hayes Rhyme Zone told me to say that But my point is I think I'm failing at doing thi...Read Full Lyrics

At least I can advance Through peacetime in a trance Bad days too I’ve no restrictions on the mood Just the degree of effort - Usage of the brain Process phantom pain Eye...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] Unfortunately, I am My own dog, my own fur companion My own old lady on a forum Who types in glittery decorum Unfortunately, I take Myself out walking every day a...Read Full Lyrics